MY TRIP TO COSTCO
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Molson, the …

TRYING TO DO THE JOB ALONE
Dear Sir,
I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting …

BLIND PILOTS
Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle …

PHYSICAL CHECKUP
After the eighty three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said, “You are in fine shape for your age, …

GUIDELINES FOR A 1950’s HOUSEWIFE

The following guidelines appeared in a 1955 edition of Good House Keeping Magazine.

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, …

GEORGE CARLIN’S VIEWS ON AGING

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If …

DO THE NUMBERS

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical  logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…it …

ONLY IN AMERICA

This took place in Charlotte North Carolina.
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other …

ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND
It is important for men to remember that as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same …

WHO’S ON FIRST
If you are old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, you will really appreciate this. For …