Articles in the Humor & Fun Category
40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny …
NEIL ARMSTRONG’S SECRET
On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the …
PONDERISMS
1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards : NAIVE
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2. Isn’t making …
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
Procedure
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them …
TWO PLASTIC BAGS
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was …
EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-lb potato bag …
BRAN MUFFINS
The couple was 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich they managed to get by …
MY TRIP TO COSTCO
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Molson, the …
TRYING TO DO THE JOB ALONE
Dear Sir,
I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting …
BLIND PILOTS
Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle …
