Do the Numbers
DO THE NUMBERS
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:Â A B C D E F G H I JÂ K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =Â 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5Â = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20Â = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7Â = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass-kissing that will put you over the top.
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Good laugh! I like it!
I would settle for K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E myself, no need
to be 100% or higher. More isn’t better, less is more!
That’s my motto for life anyways. There is definitely
too much A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G out there
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